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Me:
but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
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Tumblr app:
did I fucking stutter
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Oh Lord…
IM SCREAMING “His teeth got roadside assistance oh lord..” “his teef come with free nights and weekends oh lord..” ROFFFL
“they told him don’t sneeze with ya mouf open cuz ya teef might stab u in the chest”
oh
my
god
“did they run out of medium teef”
“if he took a bite out of crime it would be a peaceful world”
“oh Lord did he have to get the XXL white tee teef Oh Lord”
college
(Source: cannabinomad)
When I die, I want my ashes scattered across the Internet.
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
Me, taking a pic with Les Twins.
^^^^^
LMAO
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
(Source: unfierce)
anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought
(Source: javaddward)
Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
